Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer ★*☆ Elmo * Patsy *★* Merry Christmas!

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.. * ..★ * ☆..*..☆ Wishing You And Yours ༺♥༻A Very Merry Christmas༺♥༻
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Grandma got run over by a
reindeer
Walking home from our house
Christmas eve
You can say there's no such
thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we
believe

She'd been drinking too much
eggnog
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the
door into the snow

When we found her Christmas
morning
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof-prints on her
forehead
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back

Grandma got run over by a
reindeer
Walking home from our house
Christmas eve
You can say there's no such
thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we
believe

Now we're all so proud of
grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching
football
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without
Grandma
All the family's dressed in
black
And we just can't help but
wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back (send them
back)

Grandma got run over by a
reindeer
Walking home from our house
Christmas eve
You can say there's no such
thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we
believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched
the hair in grandma's wig

I've warned all my friends and
neighbors
Better watch out for
yourselves
They should never give a
license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves

Grandma got run over by a
reindeer
Walking home from our house
Christmas eve
You can say there's no such
thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we
believe

Sing it grandpa!
Grandma got run over by a
reindeer
Walking home from our house
Christmas eve
You can say there's no such
thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we
believe...

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