Kyle Gordon - My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) [feat. Our Wounded Courtship] (Lyrics)

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Kyle Gordon - My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) [feat. Our Wounded Courtship] (Lyrics)

Lyrics: Kyle Gordon - My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) [feat. Our Wounded Courtship]

What the fuck's up?
Oh, I know what you guys are thinking, "This guy seems really angry"
Well, guess what? I'm actually shy
And I know, everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause I run to every class with my rolly bag
Well, joke's on them, that's where I keep my katanas
Alright, let me just tune up real quick
Ha!
Okay, I think I'm ready
This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare
AKA I grew up in the United Waste of America
AKA I'm a communist, see me after the show for literature

One, two, one, two, I don't care
Oh-ho, yea-heh
Oh, yeah, tonigh-hight
Oh-ho, yea-heh, oh-ho, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonigh-hight, oh, yeah, tonigh-hight

Black tears, they stain my broken cheeks, I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off
On a dark black night, you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha, happy anniversary

My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is terrible 'cause you don't know what actual fucking pain is

AKA have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school
Run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider?
And guess what? I jumped off, I fell twenty feet and I broke my fucking foot

Oh, yeah, oh-ho, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, tonigh-hight, oh, yeah, tonigh-hight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die
The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay, but you lied

My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is horrible, 'cause I guess you fuckin' abandoned me

AKA you moved in with your stepdad in Darien, Connecticut
But you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love
AKA you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts

Oh, yeah

Kyle Gordon - My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) [feat. Our Wounded Courtship] [Official Music Video]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uDlOoSMH88

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